Voices of Riverside

2010-03-02T18:57:00.001+08:00

♥

2010-02-26T19:16:00.009+08:00

hello hello! :D
today i'm very proud of choir... you know why?
because......

today was the first time in a long time i've seen choir work so hard together. XD.
choir was so highhhhhh today and hardworking :P (there were sections having sectionals during BREAK TIME!) hahahaa.
i definitely had fun and enjoyed myself hehehehee.
and we reached our goal (which was set at the beginning of choir practise) of learning how to sing till bar 43 of the Niji song(by Moriyama Naotaro).

keep it up guys and gals! (:

<3,
anonymous.
(clue: someone pretty gorgeous & full of nonsense who you will definitely miss once she graduates.)

hahahahhaa.

2010-02-14T00:11:00.000+08:00

Heyy RS choir!
Soo,
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!
LOL.
Okay,BYEBYE!:D
Loves,
AISHA!:D

2010-01-30T23:12:00.002+08:00

Hellohello dear choir!
I'm bored,so, I'm going to write stuff RELATED TO CHOIR aye.;D
Umm,the choir tee shirt I haven't checked the price yet.
BUSYBUSYBUSY!
Everyone's BUSY!
LOL.;D
I think we wait for the sec 1s to join first then we start ordering.:D
So they won't feel like left out.
:D
Remember,Sec 1s are starting CCA next,next week.So,yeah.
Hope there's lots of sec 1s.:D
HOPE okay.;D
So,yeah.You gotta wait for the tee shirt a little bit longer.
OKAYOKAY!
Goodnight!
Loves,
AISHA!:D

2010-01-02T21:57:00.004+08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR! ;D
to all of you!

CIP that day...

2009-11-06T19:08:00.008+08:00

♥,
Deborah

2009-11-01T19:21:00.003+08:00

Hello!!!
So,hope everyone enjoyed the CIP(Choir-Involvement-Programme)
hahaha!
Remember to come for CCA on tuesday at woodlands CC.
okay.
tht's all..
BYEBYE!
btw,HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!

-Aisha<3

update!

2009-10-22T16:06:00.002+08:00

Hello Dearest Choir!!!
:D
So,my intention of coming here is to revive the blog POSTS.
The tagboard is very updated.
so,umm,
Hope a lot of ppl will come for CIP thingy and the concert.
It's gonna be FUN!
Trust me.
I've done those before.
Go okay?!
:D
It'll be a very good experience.:D:D
Next,umm.
Everyone did well in your exams??
I'm sure you did!:D
hahaha.

Hope gto enjoy next year as we recruit more sec 1s.
Dont worry.I help!
Go threaten them join choir!
HAhaha!!
joking!
Lastly,GOOD LUCK TO ALL SENIORS TAKING 'O' LEVELS!!!:D:D
Hope you all get to go to the Poly/JC you want!
:D:D
later maybe I'll update the dates of pratices during the holidays.:D

okay.
Think happy thoughts.

~Aisha.<3

2009-09-19T16:58:00.003+08:00

Hellos. thought i'd update the choir blog xD
no more choir till aft EOYs :D
(choir resumes on 20 oct.)
all the best for your EOYs ppl!
work hard alrights but dun stress yourself too much.and don't be afraid to go for whatever results you're going for xD

if you have any creative ideas for what we can do to recruit more ppl for choir do share it with us nx choir prac or whenever.if you don't, get thinking haha. because if u want gold for 2011 it'll be better if y'all have numbers!!

<3
-deborah

2009-09-03T22:54:00.001+08:00

HELLO!
As all of you know, CHOIR RESUMES TOMORROW!!!
YAY!
I'M SO HAPPY!
FINALLY THERE'S SOMETHING TO DO!!
:D
okok..that's all..
REMEMBER!
It's 4-6pm!

I not so sure..
ANYTHING PLEASE CHECK THE NOTICE BOARD KAES?!

Signing off haqppily cuz choir's back,
Aisha :D

2009-08-31T21:34:00.000+08:00

Yo!

Long time no see and hear! jyjy for the resuming of choir! have fun!

-Keen hoe-

P.S. visit the alumni blog when free also ^^

2009-08-03T17:46:00.002+08:00

WOW.This blog is not updated.
So i'm gonna write.. :D
Okay.

CCA resumes on 2nd September.
So I'm sure everyone sian at home.
Sec 1s i know got A LOT of projects..
History,English,Music etc etc.
Seniors i dont know.
So...
I've come out with a way to NOT be bored. :D
1)---------------Sing!(PRACTISE MAKES PERFECT!)
Sing so that when you come to Choir when CCA resumes,your voice will be the same as when had choir!
Some ways to help you.
1)Drink LOTS AND LOTS of PLAIN WATER!
2)Dont eat too mush fried food.
3)Dont SCREAM too much
4)Do VOCAL(not physical) warm-ups before practicing.

It's also good to excercise to keep yourself healthy!
:D
okay..That's all.

~Aisha

2009-07-11T11:55:00.003+08:00

CHOIR WILL NOT START UNTIL ABT 2 MTHS L8R!!!! I NOE MOST OF US WILL MISS CHOIR AND MR POON [HAHA!!] BUT TOO BAD, THERE'S HINI, SO TOO BAD....ANW, I JUST HOPE TAT ALL CURRENT CHOIR MEMBERS WILL NOT FORGET WHAT WE HAVE LEARNT ON OUR LAST CHOIR LESSON AND LET'S ALL PRESERVE OUR VOICES AND SONG OUR HEARTS OUT WHEN CHOIR BEGINS!!!!KEEP A LOOKOUT FOR THE ANNOUNCEMENT AS CCA COULD RESUME ANY TIME, JUST KEEP A LOOKOUT FOR THE ANNOUNCEMENT AND RS CHOIR LOVE TO SING!!!! TOODLES!!!!

2009-06-30T19:52:00.002+08:00

HEY PEOPLE!!!! VIVIAN HERE!!!! WAS YOUR HOLIDAY GREAT???? SCHOOL FINALLY REOPENED AND I AM SURE THAT EVERYONE IS STARTING TO WORK HARD NOW COS WE ALL NOE THAT WE WANT TO DO WELL IN THE EOY. ANYWAY, I AM HERE TO INFORM RS CHOIRIANS THAT UNDER PROFILES IN THE BLOG, U CAN WRITE YOUR PARTICULARS THERE OR YOU CAN WRITE WAT U WANNA WRITE ON THE TAGBOARD AND ME, DEANNA, DEBORAH OR PRISCILLA WILL FILL UP YOUR PROFILE FOR YOU, U CAN ALSO CHOOSE TO SMS US IF YOU HAVE OUR NUMBERS....LASTLY, CHOIR FOREVA!!!!!!!! --TOODLES!!

2009-06-30T19:31:00.004+08:00

hey guys hope u like the skin (: though it's still under construction...anw i was just thinking the profile tht page, the profiles part y'all can tag on the tagboard and say your info and we'll add it to the profile or y'all can log in yourself and write at the templates part.yeaps..oh and vivian and i were thinking of maybe putting comitte members first or colour quoting them.not confirmed anything yet hehs so we'll let u know in time to come.hahs tht's all.bye!!^^
-deborah

School Reopens!

2009-06-28T12:27:00.002+08:00

H-E-Y CHOIR!!!
Tomorrow school reopens..
So sad..):
Hope everyone is WELL and not sick because H1N1 is spreading!
I'm sure most of you know abt Michael Jackson's death..(So SAD!!)
RIP MJ..
I cant believe the family want to send the body for another autopsy!
I'm listening to MJ songs all day!
My fav is Heal The World..
So meaningful..
I havent finish my eng hw so i gonna do now..
Haha..XD
okay..
End.

~Aisha~

Heyy!!

2009-06-12T22:25:00.002+08:00

Hey Choir!!
Just to say that we'll SURELY miss the seniors loads!!
Did you guys enjoy the party?
I'm sure you LOVED the water bomb part
So many people throw the water bomb at Hawa!!
Haha..Like tradition..
Careful Vivian!!

Okay now,
I just want to say on behalf of the Sec 1s that CHOIR ROCKS!!!!
We'll miss the seniors although we've been with you guys for only awhile..
During first few sessions we were 'shy' but all of you are very friendly and made us feel welcome.
Thank you for that.
Sec 4s & 5s ROCK!!!
This year is the last SYF for them and it went really well.
Really great Crescendos(i dunno how 2 spell) & decrescendos(like Mdm Ng said)

It's a really big choir this year but when the seniors leave there'll be small number of us left(like somebody said)..so next year must have MORE Sec 1s..this year only got 11 Sec 1s eh..Must recruit more..

Lastly,
We'll miss you seniors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good luck for 'O' Levels!!!
Good luck in your FUTURE!!!
Join the Choir Alumni ok?

Nite!!!

~aisha~

2009-06-08T19:42:00.001+08:00

Thanks lots for organising the farewell party and everything. :)

speech day 2009!

2009-04-28T22:30:00.003+08:00

ok choir, here's the long awaited link to the pictures taken by GEKTENG from speech day 2009.
sorry for the delay.HAHA!

choir speech day 2009- GEKTENG

thanks!
-GEKTENG(:

2009-04-26T23:12:00.003+08:00

Howdy!

As ya'll know, Saturday was probably the last time we got to perform together in that formation. Uhm... I don't have anything sweet to say and I don't really wanna die choking out the words from me. Definitely, I will miss choir. Most of the sec 4s will, I guess. Hah xD Eh well, all good things must come to an end. Man, I really can't imagine being serious about my work now. It makes me sick to even think of it. Ughhhh ]: I bet the other Sec 4s are already chionging like the good students they are, while I am still strolling along.

As a senior, I should probably encourage you to listen to Mr Poon and not force him to burst a blood vessel. x_x But as myself... HAHHA well nvm. I'm just being an idiot. Anyhoooooo, I hope everybody had fun performing at the SYF and at Speech Day. I personally did not quite like the Speech Day performance because ~~of the photo-taking~~ my friends laughed at me. Yeah I know, what great friends I have. They made me wanna unleash my awesome kickass powers on their butts.

For the SYF future sec 4 participants, I have something to motivate ya'll with. Hee xD. But if you're willing enough to read through this whole thing, you are motivated enough and no longer need anymore motivation. Here are a few tips to make sure you are in good condition and ready for the bext SYF!

1. Sleep early every night for two years before the SYF.
2. Do not eat any chilli for two years before the SYF.
3. Do not take any dairy products two years before the SYF.
4. Remember what Mr Poon tells you all during the two years before SYF.
5. Do not skip any sessions two years before the SYF.

[: It's very simple, right? Only 5 things to remember! Heeeee~ Good luck to all of you. Oh yeah... I'll probably be back to see all of you soon anyway.

I have other tips stored in exercise books which I have personally hand written so if you want to know more details, do feel free to buy a copy and maybe a few extra copies. Equipments to carry out the exercises are sold separately. xD

Just being me,
Mary Poppins!

2009-04-18T00:11:00.002+08:00

Hey ppl we got SILVER for SYF! ^^

Although we had aimed for GOLD, but well, we did a good job in maintaining the standards left by our seniors even through all the changes of conductor throughtout the last 1.5 yrs. So gd work! =]

Sec 2s and 2011 sec 5s, do ur best and more to get GOLD next time, now we have a gd and job stable conductor, dont waste the opportunity! ^^Finish wat ur seniors have dream to achieve. Kambate!

Also before the sec 4s and 5s step down, I do really hope tt all of you, current sec 1 to sec 3 and future sec 5s, will be strong and have the will to train ur own voices/vocal techniques and continue to sing as one; and also to teach the next generation of choir members. If your seniors and the senior senior citizens etc can managed tt, you can also succeed in it ^^

jyjy!

GOD bless Tcare gdnite cyaz ^^

-Keen Hoe-

2009-04-17T23:17:00.008+08:00

Singapore Youth Festival Central Judging for Choir 2009 Results

	Day 1 - 15th April (Wed)	Results	Conductor
1	JUYING SEC SCH	BRONZE	Jayme Buk
2	NORTH VISTA SEC SCH	SILVER	Francis Liew
3	DEYI SEC SCH	SILVER	Michelle Poh
4	WOODGROVE SEC SCH	BRONZE	Flora Yee
5	XINMIN SEC SCH	GOLD	Yong Chee Foon

6	TEMASEK SEC SCH	GOLD	Ho Lian Ian
7	PEIRCE SEC SCH	SILVER	Jason Ong
8	QUEENSTOWN SEC SCH	BRONZE	Khor Ai Ming
9	RIVER VALLEY HIGH SCH	GOLD	Jennifer Tham
10	COMMONWEALTH SEC SCH	GOLD (HONOURS)	Foong Hak Luen
11	BOON LAY SEC SCH	BRONZE	Nicholas Tham

	Day 2 - 16th April (Thurs)	Results	Conductor
12	FUHUA SEC SCH	GOLD	Angila Tan
13	NORTH VIEW SEC SCH	COP	Vaughn Tan
14	ANG MO KIO SEC SCH	SILVER	Audrey Chung
15	BUKIT BATOK SEC SCH	SILVER	Flora Yee
16	KENT RIDGE SEC SCH	SILVER	Ho Lian Ian
17	MAYFLOWER SEC SCH	GOLD	Gregory Chen

18	CHUA CHU KANG SEC SCH	SILVER	William Lim
19	ORCHID PARK SEC SCH	GOLD	Justin Koh
20	ANGLO-CHINESE SCH INDEPENDENT)	GOLD	Chan En Ting
21	VICTORIA SCH	GOLD (HONOURS)	Nelson Kwei
22	NORTHLAND SEC SCH	COP	Sim Kok Heng
23	ANDERSON SEC SCH	GOLD (HONOURS)	Lim Ai Hooi
24	GREENVIEW SEC SCH	SILVER	Ho Lian Ian

25	ANGLICAN HIGH SCH	GOLD (HONOURS)	Terrence Toh
26	FIRST TOA PAYOH SEC SCH	BRONZE	Lim Hui Ming
27	QUEENSWAY SEC SCH	COP	Sheila Ong
28	JURONG WEST SEC SCH	SILVER	Fabian Yiong
29	RAFFLES INSTITUTION	GOLD	Toh Ban Sheng
30	CHUNG CHENG HIGH SCH (YISHUN)	BRONZE	Tan Ping Chuen

31	TANJONG KATONG SEC SCH	GOLD (HONOURS)	Nelson Kwei
32	ANGLO-CHINESE SCH (BARKER ROAD)	SILVER	Jason Ong
33	KRANJI SEC SCH	SILVER	Ong Chiak Yin
34	HILLGROVE SEC SCH	COP	Fabian Yiong
35	MACPHERSON SEC SCH	COP	Ronald Goh
36	DUNMAN HIGH SCH	SILVER	Jennifer Tham

	Day 3 - 17th April (Fri)	Results	Conductor
37	DUNMAN SEC SCH	GOLD (HONOURS)	Toh Ban Sheng
38	JURONGVILLE SEC SCH	BRONZE	Tham Wen Long
39	HENDERSON SEC SCH	SILVER	Francis Liew
40	EAST SPRING SEC SCH	SILVER	Lee Jin Li
41	ZHONGHUA SEC SCH	BRONZE	Ong Kok Leong
42	NGEE ANN SEC SCH	SILVER	Yong Chee Foon

43	ZHENGHUA SEC SCH	SILVER	Gregory Chen
44	BEDOK SOUTH SEC SCH	COP	Ronald Goh
45	CHUNG CHENG HIGH SCH (MAIN)	GOLD	Dawn Yin
46	RIVERSIDE SEC SCH	SILVER	Adrian Poon
47	JUNYUAN SEC SCH	BRONZE	Michelle Poh
48	HOLY INNOCENTS' HIGH SCH	SILVER	Flora Yee
49	BUKIT PANJANG GOVT. HIGH SCH	SILVER	Yong Chee Foon

50	PRESBYTERIAN HIGH SCH	SILVER	Flora Yee
51	YUSHOF ISHAK SEC SCH	SILVER	Nita Chan
52	BENDEMEER SEC SCH	BRONZE	Goh Eu Joe
53	CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL	GOLD	Nelson Kwei
54	AHMAD IBRAHIM SEC SCH	SILVER	Ong Shih Chee

55	YISHUN TOWN SEC SCH	SILVER	Jessy Oskar
56	LOYANG SEC SCH	COP	Vaughn Tan
57	WESTWOOD SEC SCH	SILVER	Wilson Goh
58	FAIRFIELD METHODIST SEC SCH	GOLD	Yong Chee Foon
59	MANJUSRI SEC SCH	SILVER	Michelle Poh

2009-04-13T23:57:00.002+08:00

Hey Ppl SYF This Friday!!!

JYJY! SLs Take the remaining time to polish up the bits and pieces of errors

And all members please do not forget to
-rest well
-Avoid eating heaty food like fried stuff, chocolate etc
-Dont strain your voice too much
-And remain focus!

All the best, especially those who are taking your last SYF under Secondary Sch category

GOLD RSS Choir ftw!

GOD bless Take care gdnite cyaz

-Keen Hoe-

2009-01-21T22:18:00.000+08:00

2009-01-03T11:28:00.003+08:00

Hi people. XD
Long time no see. :)

Choir will resume on 6January, Tuesday. from 3-6pm. :)
Choir will now be on Tuesday 3-6pm & Friday 3-6pm.

Thanks,
- Yueqi. :)

2008-11-04T11:21:00.003+08:00

Hi again. :)

This is the other form you should have.
Unless you were not present on 3nov.
Do refer to it for the time and dates regarding the P6 Open house. :D

Oh. And just to remind again.
Cancel no.8 in the old schedule. :)

Thanks!
-yueqi

2008-10-17T17:54:00.003+08:00

Hi~
Updates to the schedules of choir practices! :)

Cancel no. 8 in the choir schedule.
& 27/10 ( Mon ) is changed to 24/10 ( Fri )

Viewing of SYF pieces on 10-14nov. ( dates are not confirm )
P6 Open House rehersal on 14Nov - 9am to 11:30am.
Actual day for P6 Open House is on 15Nov 8am to 1pm.

For this coming 20/10 ( Mon ), be in the AVA room by 6:45am. :)

Do take note of the changes. :D
And if there's anything wrong with the informations, do help to edit it. =x

Thanks
-Yueqi.

2008-10-15T17:28:00.002+08:00

hey people

Sectionals 3pm after school. Please ask ur sectional leader for more information. And those going to Batam please pay your 300 dollars or edusave ASAP to Mdm Ng LATEST FRIDAY>

Thanks!!!

-keen Hoe-

2008-10-13T19:00:00.002+08:00

Hey people~

This is the form you (should) have collected. :D
Do take note of the changes. If there's anymore changes will update again.
Oh. And do refer to the notice board for any news. :)

Thanks.
-Yueqi.

2008-10-02T17:02:00.002+08:00

Hey all choir members!

Note:

Please collect information sheet of our post examination practises from Mdm Ng or Mrs Selvan ASAP.

Thanks and God bless to your examinations!

-Keen Hoe-

2008-08-28T20:16:00.003+08:00

Here are the Photos!!
Download if u want!

-Keenhoe-

2008-08-24T19:55:00.002+08:00

Hey People!

Those who are going to Batam this year end, please don't forget to bring the photocoy of your passport during monday!!

Thanks~~~

-KeenHoe-

2008-08-17T21:53:00.011+08:00

Hey Choir Members I am posting the Muie Rendera and Edo Lullaby Lyrics and Translations here!

Muie Rendera (C.A. Pinto Fonseca ` Brazil)

Pronounciation and Translation guide

Olê, muié rendêra,-----------------------Hey, lacemaker woman
OH-LAY, MUAY-EH RAN-THERE-RAH

Olê, muié renda--------------------------Hey, lacemaker woman
OH-LAY MUAY-EH RAN-DAH

tu me ensina a faze renda,-------------if you teach me how to weave,
TWO MAY EN-SEE-NAH AH FAH-ZAY RAN-DAH

que eu te ensino a namora.------------I’ll teach you how to court.
KAY EW THE EN-SEE-NOH AH NAH-MORE-RAH

as moca de vila bela,
AS MOH-KAH DEH VEE-LAH BEH-LAH

so que fica naja(jzay) nela
SOH KAY FEE-KAH NA-JZAY NEH-LAH

Virgulino e Lampeao.-------------------Virgulino is Lampeao.
VER-GU-LEE-NOH AY LAM-PEH-OH

E Lampa, e Lampa, e Lampa,---------He’s Lampa, Lampa, Lampa,
AY LAM-PEH, AY LAM-PEH, AY LAM-PEH

e Lampeao.-------------------------------he is Lampeao
AY LAM-PEH-OH

O seu nome e Virgulino,---------------His name is Virgulino,
OH SEH NOH-MEH AY VER-GU-LEE-NOH

O apelido e Lampeao-------------------his nickname is Lampeao.
OH AH-PEH-LEE-DOH AY LAM-PEH-OH

江戸の子守唄
EDO NO KOMORIUTA (EDO LULLABY)

Traditional Edo Song
Arranged by Takatomi Nobunaga (信長　高富)

Translation Guide

Nen nen kororiyo okororiyo-------------Sleep, sleep, little one sleep

Boyawa yoikoda nenneshina-------------You’re a good baby, now go to sleep

Boyano komoriwa dokoe it ta------------Do you know where your nurse has gone?

Anoyama koete satoe it ta---------------Gone to her village – she won’t be long.

Sato no miyage ni nani morata---------- What will she bring baby when she does come?

Denden taikoni sho no fue---------------A flute so lovely and a thunderous drum,

Sho no fue------------------------------and a thunderous drum.

Have Fun!!!

GOD bless Tcare gdnite cyaz

-Keen Hoe-

NOTICE~

2008-07-27T12:58:00.002+08:00

Hey people~!

We will be leading the school on singing national day song during Monday ( July28 ) Assembly at the parade square.
Meet at the piano area at 7.15am. We will be singing the song "We Will Get There" and just wear shool uniform.
Try to go online to practise it as much as possible and help to pass this around to the other choir members. ^^

Take care everyone~!
-Yueqi.

2008-07-12T14:39:00.002+08:00

Hey people, these are some upcoming events for choir.

We'll be singing for the whole school national day songs one week before the national day during assembly like previous years. Actual dates are not confirmed yet but it will be one week before the national day.

And also regarding the batam trip, it will be a 4D3N Batam Choral Exchange cum CIP Programme. The period for the exchange programme is from 07 to 11 December 2008. More details on the trip will be provided upon confirmation of choir member's participation. Please remember to hand in your consent form on wednesday.

BYE (:
Assistant Publicity Manager, Jasmine (:

2008-06-29T00:49:00.003+08:00

Ok everyone,

i had update the blog a bit. I left the event which i had to reconfirm the dates with Mdm Ng. Also i left the member list as i am not sure which sec4 are remainding.

Erm can anyone give me some suggestion of wad music to use? my taste different de.

okay very tired le *yawn~*

GOD bless Tcare gdnite cyaz

-Keen Hoe-

2008-06-22T19:18:00.002+08:00

Hey people!

Hope you had a gd holiday and welcome back to sch for another semester. Here is a reminder tt there will be choir tmr at 3pm, dont be late.

GOD bless Tcare gdnite cyaz

keen hoe

2008-05-15T22:01:00.002+08:00

okay! Back from exams. Urm first thing first, choir resumes next wednesday same time same place. Pass the message to the rest of the people please. Anw we have 1 yr countdown till SYF, so JYJY! We are gonna make sure that we witness the change in history ^^ RSS choir obtaining GOLD. Oh yes, for the girls i need to re update the sectional name list on Wednesday as Mr Ong had already reshuffle ur sections.

So see you all on wed!

GOD bless Tcare gdnite cyaz

-Keen Hoe- ^^

2008-05-01T12:59:00.001+08:00

Hehs hello~!
Jialing here ;D
Posting for fun lol
Jiayou for MYE! :D
Pass or die lol
-jialing(:

2008-04-07T21:48:00.002+08:00

Hey people, How are u all doing? Haha anw the blog looks quite dead. So i am here trying to keep it alive! Lol, anw can see the N2ness of u ppl during choir, so keep up the gd work^^! Well it is still the beginning of the journey, and i still got many things to learn, so let us continue to work as a choir to be our best and more while we enjoy our CCA days; and work hard to achieve our goal of being a GOLD and cheerful choir.

We had been on a long road for the seniors sec 2 to 5 since the day we join choir, although times had changed constantly, but i thank you for not giving up on choir. Also for the sec 1s who found joy in choir, i am equally thankful for this.

Well, speech day is coming and i know every did put in effort, so all i hope is tt u enjoy singing it to the audience and with our choirmates without ever regretting it, and everyone let's make the sec1s' first performance in RSS a memorable one.

Well pls check the online notice board for infor abt he speech day, it will get updated slowly.

ty! Tcare GOD bless gdnite cyaz

-Keen Hoe-

2008-03-26T00:28:00.001+08:00

let me post a joke for a start, lol!

how ppl do business...

SOCIALISM:You have 2 cows, and you give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM:You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives yousome milk.
FASCISM:You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells yousome milk.NAZISM:You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM:You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks theother, then throws the milk away?
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.You sell them and retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION:You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and blockthe roads, because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION:You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and marketit worldwide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION:You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.You decide to have lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows.You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION:You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION:You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them.You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity, and arrestthe newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION:You have two cows. You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION:You have two cows. Both are mad.
IRAQI CORPORATION:Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none.No-one believes you, so they bomb the shit out of you and invadeyour country.You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy
SURREALISM:You have two giraffes.The government requires you to take harmonica lessons
HONG KONG CAPITALISM:You have two cows. You sell 3 of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank.Then you execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all 4 cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping 5 cows.The milk rights of 6 cows are transferred via a Panamanian intermediary to a Cayman Islands company secretly owned by the majority shareholder.He sells the rights to all 7 cows?milk back to the listed company, and proceeds from the sale are deferred. The annual report says that the company owns 8 cows, with an option on one more.Meanwhile, you kill the 2 cows because the feng shui is bad.
NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION:You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive.
SINGAPOREAN CIVIL SERVICE.You have two cows. You scold each one everyday before and after milking.You teach one of them to scold the other.You instruct them to moo only on command.
AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION:You have two cows.Business seems pretty good.You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

-keenhoe-

2008-03-26T00:03:00.000+08:00

okie ppl u can post ur stuff or add stuffs now.

-Keen hoe-